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John “Knuckles” McCain?!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

On a recent trip to Italy, Al Gore was asked…”Hillary or Obama?”
Al Gore answered…”John McCain.”
Of course, I am paraphrasing. But it is a true story.
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WHAT THE FREAKIN’ HELL!?

Monday, May 19th, 2008

 
What the hell is going on here?! What is this world coming to?! Holy shit America! What the Frick?!
Ok, the American economy is slowly making its way to the shitter. AND we are quickly becoming a cashless debter society. Americans desparately need to make some extra cash. But if we’re not dumping [...]

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Headlines - The Apprentices
If you are going to wage a full ground war against the United States, you will need to field, at least, as many people as a softball team.

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