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What the hell is going on here?! What is this world coming to?! Holy shit America! What the Frick?!

Ok, the American economy is slowly making its way to the shitter. AND we are quickly becoming a cashless debter society. Americans desparately need to make some extra cash. But if we’re not dumping our paychecks in to the daily lottery, we are trying to sue someone for any piddly shit reason under the sun. "You hurt my feelings!" "You made me feel bad!" "I’m black…" "Im white…" "I’m a woman.." "You parked too close to my free speech zone!" WAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO "STICKS AND STONES?!?!"

Life sucks. Get a helmet!

Well, I thought I heard it all…till now. The Land of the Free and the Home of the Opportunist has taken a whole new turn for the worst. HOLY SHIT! What happened to good old honest work. Sell hoagies or have a yard sale for crying out loud!

Here is another gleaming jewel of excellence from the New York Times.

By SHAILA DEWAN and BRENDA GOODMAN
Published: May 18, 2008

As Prices Rise, Crime Tipsters Work Overtime."
Calls to the Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers hot line in the first quarter of this year were up 30 percent over last year. San Antonio had a 44 percent increase. Cities and towns from Detroit to Omaha to Beaufort County, N.C., all report increases of 25 percent or more in the first quarter, with tipsters telling operators they need the money for rent, light bills or baby formula…

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