Infant Terrorists on the Rise: Al-Qaeda in the Nursery!
by LeeHarvey8 ~ September 30th, 2008.
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Do you know what your infant child is doing right now? Has your little bundle of joy written or contributed to any antiestablishmentarianism publications lately? Does little Jimmy happen to have a pilots license or speak Arabic? Well, you may want to ask yourself these important questions and more before you plan the next family vacation. Just ask Christine Anderson, who says she was with her son Jack both times he was told that he was on the terrorist watch list. Apparently, all that is left of common sense had gone down the toilet. The first time was in 2004, when Jack was 2 years old; his mother; his brothers Joey, then 8, and Joshua, then 5; and their grandmother, Susan, arrived at the airport in Minneapolis for a trip to Disney World.
“The woman at the ticket counter demanded, ‘Who is John Anderson?’ ” Ms. Anderson recalled. She pointed at the baby stroller and said, “He’s right here.” The suspect, then 2 years old, blinked his big blue eyes and happily gummed his pacifier.
“That baby’s on the no-fly watch list,” the agent said.
His brothers became agitated. “We’re not going to Disney World!” one of them wailed, according to Ms. Anderson.
After about an hour, the airline ascertained that the Jack in the stroller was not the Jack on the terrorist list, and the family made its flight.
It took an hour. It took an hour. It took……..an hour.
There is hope… for a change. Even for a fledgling country with an ever expanding big brotheresque fear mongering government. Just when there seems to be no end in sight to the lengths at which the government will stick their noses up every nook and cranny of our lives, The Transportation Security Administration lights the torch at the end of the blah blah blah blaaaaahahhhhhhhhh….. BLAAAAHHHH!!!!!! BLAAHHH@kflrjvkfdv,f?/………FLARGLE POO POOPPP LLAAAaaaaaa!!!!.
Holy crappy high school poetry, Batman.
Anyway…It said that on Monday it planned to crack down on, and perhaps fine, airlines whose employees erroneously misinform passengers that they are on the terrorist watch list, rather than on an airline list.
Well, it’s about freaking time.
~LeeHarvey8
Source: The New York Times
Not Too Small to Appear on a Big No-Fly Watch List
By Joe Sharkey
Published: September 29, 2008
Related source: The New York Times
Mistakes on Terrorist Watch List Affect Even Children
By Joe Sharkey
Published: September 8, 2008
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September 30th, 2008 at 11:35 am
That is one ugly baby.