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Saturday, September 6th, 2008

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Obama’s Plan For Universal Manditory Voluntary Citizen Service

Monday, January 5th, 2009

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You have to ask,"If this is what the media is ready to tell you about, what MORE are they planning??" BOTTOMLINE…They both want to FORCE you (or your children/family) to serve in the American Military, [...]

Killer Chemtrails: The Shocking Truth

Monday, January 5th, 2009

CONTRAILS vs CHEMTRAILS
~NufffRespect
This video provides a surreal but factual summary of the chemtrail phenomenon and the effect that chemtrails are having on the environment.

It is important to distinguish between contrails and chemtrails. Contrails are streaks of condensed water vapor created in the air by jet airplanes at high altitudes. [...]

Homeland Security forecasts 5-year terror threats

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

WASHINGTON (AP) — The terrorism threat to the United States over the next five years will be driven by instability in the Middle East and Africa, persistent challenges to border security and increasing Internet savvy, says a new intelligence assessment obtained by The Associated Press.
Chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear [...]

Public Servants Going After “Constitutional Terrorists”?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

This is from an article written way back in 2001. I feel it is important to be reminded about what has been in the works, right under our noses, for a long time now.
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KeepAndBearArms.com — The Phoenix [...]

Santa’s helpers disable naughty cameras in Tempe

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

I hope to see this happen more often this year. If you havent used up your New Year’s resolution yet, this looks like something you should try. I bet it’s easier than losing weight. Plus, it will probably make you feel a whole hell of a lot better.
For the two people in the whole [...]

Barack Obama’s Top Contributors

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

This table lists the top donors to this candidate in the 2008 election cycle. The organizations themselves did not donate , rather the money came from the organization’s PAC, its individual members or employees or owners, and those individuals’ immediate families. Organization totals include subsidiaries [...]

Lost at Coney Island - Child reassured by Police Officers everything would be OK

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

flickr.com — Lost at Coney Island A little boy had lost his family somewhere in the huge crowds of Coney Island. This cop held his hand and gently reassured it was all going to be ok. A true public servant. A true human being.

 
http://www.flickr.com/photos/samideluxe/2569752930/

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U.S. Northern Command, Canada Command establish new bilateral Civil Assistance Plan

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — U.S. Air Force Gen. Gene Renuart, commander of North American Aerospace Defense Command and U.S. Northern Command, and Canadian Air Force Lt.-Gen. Marc Dumais, commander of Canada Command, have signed a Civil Assistance Plan that allows the military from one nation to support [...]

Where is Al-Zaidi?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

UPDATE!!!
By Ben Armbruster on Dec 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Al-Zaidi faces up to 15 years in prison for hurling shoes at Bush.»
Muntader al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush, appeared before a judge today in Baghdad and admitted to “the action he carried [...]