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Shepard Smith Falsely Accuses Ralph Nader of Calling Barack Obama an Uncle Tom

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

I am not a Nader supporter. But I am even less of a fan of over sensitive fake group attacks by white… guilt ridden… opportunistic ass kissers trying to keep their jobs by floating which ever way the wind blows them. ***GAAASSSPPP***
In other words …Shit heads dismissing any common sense or rational thought by [...]

Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it. Nazism: Alive and Kickin’

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Part 1 of 2

The Orange County Sheriff’s Department of has begun the process of revoking hundreds of concealed weapon permits… Doesn’t anybody find this a little disturbing? Does anybody read history anymore?
Growing up in the public school system, I used to think that History was a useless subject. But what [...]

U.S. Army prepares to invade U.S. - Stick your head between your legs…

Friday, October 10th, 2008

 
…and START A MILITIA TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY!
Starting one is legal. Military patrolling American citizens is NOT!
See, I’m not crazy. This IS happening. The Corbett Report lays it out for you in more detail. The plans to implement martial law in America have been taking shape for decades, [...]

Obama’s White Grandmother

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

This is the number one reason why I will shit my pants in disbelief if Barry Obama gets the Presidency. First of all, it’s his open hatred of his own whiteness. This overshadows Jessee Jacksons “Hymietown” comments and Al Sharts-tons race baiting opportunistic rampages. Neither has gotten this high on the ladder. Something smells. My [...]

DNC Protests: Police slam CodePink protester to the ground

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Wanna feel like a big man? Who here wants to bet this cop has a sports car, a big gun and a really tiny pepe?
You know, like most men, I was always taught to NEVER hit a woman…unless she was charging at you with boxing gloves on and it was for a 5 million [...]

The Lisbon Treason

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Silvio Berlusconi, will you save us from the Lisbon Treaty?
Do you value what it means to be Italian? Here’s are what seem to be the only choices on the table.

You can wait and push for the acceptance of the European Union’s “reformed treaty” by all its members..THEN THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU [...]

WHAT THE FREAKIN’ HELL!?

Monday, May 19th, 2008

 
What the hell is going on here?! What is this world coming to?! Holy shit America! What the Frick?!
Ok, the American economy is slowly making its way to the shitter. AND we are quickly becoming a cashless debter society. Americans desparately need to make some extra cash. But if we’re not dumping [...]

BOYCOTT WAL-MART?

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Source: CNN | Added March 24, 2008

When is enough enough? Yes, the prices are great…the stores are big and the selection is endless and in some cases…24/7! When WAL-MART moves in and shuts down mom and pop shops from east to west offering prices that no one can compete with. Creating [...]

Mexico reconquers California? Absolut drinks to that!

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

What the? Who the?
Absolut…screw these people. Looks like I’m sticking to good old red wine and Granny pants Disaronno Amaretto on the rocks. D-lish! Two glasses are worth the pool of drool and smell of the cold ceramic floor at 3 AM. Call me a sissy but I ain’t no traitor. I have three words [...]

Barack Obama…on a stick.

Monday, March 24th, 2008

 
OOOoooohhh…Bama! Who’s your Mamma?!

Well, I did it. I finally found 15 minutes out of my busy life to spend some quality time with my kids. So we made an instructional video of how to create one of the masks from my "Ass’s of Evil" collection. This week it’s the "masquerade style…Barack Obama end of [...]