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	<title>The False Oswalds - Toilet Paper For The Mind</title>
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		<title>New SpringWidget</title>
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		<title>Kucinich Teaches &#8220;The Kashkari Kid&#8221; a lesson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First we had Judge Andrew Napolitano with his bitch slap verdict on the &#34;redefining&#34; the  rescue package by taking a HUGE bite out of Secretary Paulson&#8217;s ass.
Now, we have Dennis &#34;King Cobra&#34; Kucinich (D-OH) in  The Domestic Committee&#8217;s Caged  Cock Fight Match with Neel &#34;The Kashkari Kid&#34;&#8230;and teaches Junior a lesson on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Andrew Napolitano Takes Bite out of Secretary Paulson&#8217;s Ass</title>
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What if you had been given more money than a first world nation  and more power than God&#8230;what would you do? 
Judge Andrew Napolitano gives his verdict on redefining the  rescue by taking a bite out of Secretary Paulson&#8217;s ass. The Judge is a supporter of Dr. Ron Paul and an a strong [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/11/17/judge-andrew-napolitano-takes-bite-out-of-secretary-paulsons-ass/</link>
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		<title>Civilian Inmate Labor Program - AR 210–35</title>
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  I have been getting emails asking if this is a goof or a joke. I assure you that this is neither. And this is NOT a spoof of an Onion article. This document was downloaded directly from The United States Army&#8217;s  web site. It has been made unclassified. Please Review it&#8230;
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		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/11/12/civilian-inmate-labor-program-ar-210%e2%80%9335/</link>
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		<title>Notice to All Concealed Handgun License Holders of Washington County Oregon</title>
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Original Article By Kevin Harden
  The Portland Tribune, Nov 10, 2008,
Washington County Sheriff Rob Gordon is warning   thousands of concealed handgun license holders that their names could be made   public unless they request anonymity.
On Friday, Nov. 7, Gordon began rallying about 10,000 people   in the county who hold [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/11/11/notice-to-all-concealed-handgun-license-holders-of-washington-county-oregon/</link>
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		<title>Warnings from world leaders all within 72 hours</title>
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&#8220;Nuke strike would make 9/11   insignificant&#8221; and other weird warnings&#34;
- Australian PM Kevin Rudd 
Over the last 72 hours there has been a strange melange of cryptic messages  leaked from world political leaders about what could be in store for America   over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop sharia law in Britain</title>
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GODLESS COMEDY 
  Welcome to Pat Condell&#8217;s Godless Comedy

  
    
  
What do you think about this? Do you think it is a growing problem? Do you think it is just another act of bigotry? Please let Pat know.
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Pat&#8217;s Links:



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		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/11/10/stop-sharia-law-in-britain/</link>
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		<title>Plans For New September 11 on November 12-18?</title>
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Does someone smell a new 9/11 on November 12-18??

The 9/11 &#8220;terrorist attack&#8221; happened the day of a US Air Force   anti-terrorist exercice. The 7/7 &#8220;terrorist attack&#8221; in London happened the day   an anti-terrorist exercice was on in the area &#8230; A new exercice, involving the   simulation of nuclear explosions, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/11/10/plans-for-new-september-11-on-november-12-18/</link>
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		<title>Shepard Smith Falsely Accuses Ralph Nader of Calling Barack Obama an Uncle Tom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am not a Nader supporter. But I am even less of a fan of over sensitive fake group attacks by white&#8230; guilt ridden&#8230; opportunistic ass kissers trying to keep their jobs by floating which ever way the wind blows them. ***GAAASSSPPP*** 
In other words &#8230;Shit heads dismissing any common sense or rational thought by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/11/08/shepard-smith-falsely-accuses-ralph-nader-of-calling-barack-obama-an-uncle-tom/</link>
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		<title>hello</title>
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		<title>Is Barack Obama the Anti-Christ?</title>
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Some people seem to believe so. According to some, the Book of Revelations  interprets the Anti-christ as&#8230; 

&#34;The anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal&#8230;. the prophecy says that people will flock to him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Barack Hussein Obama - Divided We Fall</title>
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The gloves are off.

I have been sitting here in awe of the success of the American Political Mafia and the failure of common sense and the real spirit of the electoral process. The media continuously spoke out of one side of its mouth that race had nothing to do with it &#8230;while out the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LIVE ELECTION COVERAGE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The power of the embed code in action! Catch the play-by-play on The False Oswalds with MSNBC’s live coverage of Election 08! 

  
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		<title>Do you live in a CONSTITUTION FREE ZONE?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is there such a thing? Well guess what? With information provided by the U.S. Census Bureau, the ACLU has determined that nearly 2/3 of the entire US   population (197.4 million people) live within 100 miles of the US land and   coastal borders. What does this mean? More than likely you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The False Oswald&#8217;s Cinnamon Toasted Jamboree plays for the Billy Bob Joe and Sludge Report 2</title>
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The False Oswald&#8217;s LeeHarvey8 and Bloss&#8217;m Utonium were featured in a recent YouTube vlog posting by Billy Bob Joe at The Sludge Report 2. They created a mini intro song for posting #509 with their own little way wacky doodle musical style that only dogs could enjoy.
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		<title>USA Food Supply TAINTED? . . .Halloween Candy? by Melamine + Toxins? Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ USA Food Supply May be Tainted? . . . Halloween Candy? COMMENT &#8226; SHARE &#8226;   RATE &#8226; FAVORITE &#8226; SPREAD THE WORD! Are the Foods we eat TAINTED By Melamine and   Other Toxins added to China Milk Powder Supplies? An Investigative News Report   by Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/10/27/usa-food-supply-tainted-halloween-candy-by-melamine-toxins-mike-mozart-of-jeepersmedia/</link>
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		<title>PINKINY CANANDY - MICHAEL CHAIN</title>
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This post has nothing to do with the stressful topic of politics. Sometimes I just want to sit back and get lost in a song or two. Here is a bit of music that helped shape my childhood. To this day these songs rock. Written by the Original Knack guitarist, Michael Chain.
The Pinkiny cuts posted [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/10/26/pinkiny-canandy-michael-chain/</link>
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		<title>ThorShield Body Armor</title>
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Ummm&#8230;recognize any of the footage in the beginnings of this video? I do understand why the police need protection from real violent criminals. HOWEVER&#8230; many of you who have been following the chain of events concerning Police abuse, will recognize the &#34;Don&#8217;t tase me, Bro!&#34; footage of Andrew Meyer. What was his crime? OOOhhh yeah&#8230; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/10/23/thorshield-body-armor/</link>
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		<title>Transparency Shmans-parency!</title>
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  My personal favorite part of the contract is page 25. &#34;General compensation and pricing provisions&#34;
When the Treasury Department&#8217;s bailout czar provided an update this week on   the government&#8217;s $700 billion plan to rescue troubled financial institutions, he   vowed that it would be an &#34;open and transparent program with appropriate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/10/22/transparency-shmans-parency/</link>
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		<title>WeAreChange Colorado Members Harassed by Police Outside Biden Event</title>
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You know, I am going to write something original one of these days but I am too busy and I keep falling across these little bits of interest. Look, I am even recycling old header images cause I aint gots the time.
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		<link>http://www.thefalseoswalds.com/2008/10/22/wearechange-colorado-members-harassed-by-police-outside-biden-event/</link>
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