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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

God bless The Onion… heheheeee.
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Sometimes you just have to laugh…I love The Onion.
Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’
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